Pick your edition
Every edition is a print-ready PDF you get the second you check out. Print it on cardstock, or use Couch Mode on your phone.
Not sure which stage you're in? Take the 2-minute quiz.Six editions, two live
The Quiet House
Teens who ignore us, or kids launched.
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After the Rough Patch
We got through something. Carefully.
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The Whole Table
Everything we make, in one download — and everything we make next, free.
One download. Every deck. Founding price.
- In the Weeds — complete Second Honeymoon Kit
- The Long Middle — complete Second Honeymoon Kit
- In the Weeds: Volume 2 (52 new cards)
- Deep Cuts + 8 Envelope Kits + 12-Month Calendar + Anniversary Interview
- All four upcoming editions FREE when they launch
- Instant download · print-ready + phone Couch Mode
Three ways in — pick your edition first
The Deck
$27
The whole system, printed at our kitchen table.
- 52 cards across 4 levels
- 8 system cards, including the No-Logistics Rule, the Bail Card and the 20-Minute Protocol
- 12-week fridge tracker
- Print-ready PDF plus phone "Couch Mode"
The Date Night System
$47
For the nights we want more than a warm-up round.
- Everything in The Deck
- Deep Cuts expansion: 24 deeper Repair and Spark cards
- 8 Date-Night-in-an-Envelope kits
The Second Honeymoon Kit
$87
A year of us, planned in advance so we don't have to.
- Everything in The Date Night System
- 12-Month Calendar mini-decks
- The Anniversary Interview
- Your next stage edition, free when it lands
Keep the table stocked
for when we've played the whole deck ✎
Deep Cuts — The Expansion Deck
$17
24 cards, Repair and Spark levels only, for nights when the shallow end isn't enough. Pairs with any edition.
Add it — $17In the Weeds: Volume 2
$27
52 brand-new conversations. Same beautiful circus. Zero repeats from Volume 1.
Add it — $27Seasonal drops
The Anniversary Deck
For the one night a year we already agreed to make a thing of.
The Holiday Survival Deck
For the drive home, the guest room, and the week between.
Try it before you buy it
Every deck is a digital download you keep forever, so all sales are final. That's why we let you try the real thing first: take the free quiz, flip real cards on the homepage, and grab the free five-card Sampler. If anything goes wrong with your order — missing download, broken file, double charge — email support@kitchentabledate.com and we'll fix it fast.